Humor from Cyberspace

Wordplay, Pun & Spoonerism

Thanks for the first heads-up from Mike Ferrato, to John Searles and the Underhills for the collection, and to Maestro Piper for his contribution.

(If anyone is not being given proper attribution, please contact me and I'll correct it ASAP.)

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A manís home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu Ė the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating Ė always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding Ė A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, itís an I for an I.

A bicycle canít stand on its own because it is two tired.

Whatís the definition of a will? (Itís a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you donít pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered

You feel stuck with your debt if you canít budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia Ė the LAN down under.

Every calendarís days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted Ė It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once youíve seen one shopping center, youíve seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santaís helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

A fake curator is called an artificial art official.

A furtive wasp is known as a cagey bee.

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