Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A manís home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu Ė the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating Ė always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding Ė A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, itís an I for an I.
A bicycle canít stand on its own because it is two tired.
Whatís the definition of a will? (Itís a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you donít pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your debt if you canít budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia Ė the LAN down under.
Every calendarís days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted Ė It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Once youíve seen one shopping center, youíve seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santaís helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
A fake curator is called an artificial art official.
A furtive wasp is known as a cagey bee.
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